ohabutt:

in  middle school my friend used to give me these huge lemons to eat because they were delicious and one time i was eating one and some idiot told me he’d give me ten bucks to take a huge bite and another kid added five so i got 15 american dollar for doing what i was already doing truly this is  the land of opportunity

(via refrigeratorlord)

haave-you-met-ted:

tuvw:

hey let’s play whERE THE FUCK IS THE MUSIC COMING FROM

i love the bonus round

(Source: wwincest, via wayward-bm-vagabond)

beyoncebeytwice:

when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt

(via hidden-scars-and-feelings)

omvr:

bitches so quick to make twerk videos but scared to do a class presentation

(via hidden-scars-and-feelings)

knifefarty:

iwonthellamaatthefayre:

wibblywobblyuniverse:

knifefarty:

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea too

If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that

no thats illegal

(via pizza-harlot)

it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

(Source: wh1rring, via hidden-scars-and-feelings)

acciohealthylifestyleeeee:

I hate recipes that require like 40 weird ass ingredients. I only have eggs, milk, flour and sugar I have no time or money to look for your 3 cups of baby dragons saliva.  

(Source: delightful-stateofmind, via allmonds)